Are you Smart?

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are.




Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)














First Question:


Y ou are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



























Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.










Second Question:







If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?




Third Question:


Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?














Did you get 5000?










The correct answer is actually 4100.



Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?




















Answer: Nunu? 

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again












Okay, now the bonus round:


There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.







Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?















He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

Fun Unlimited

Best Seller

A man is walking down the road when a guy comes up to him and say's for 200 you could have this bottle of mouth wash to which the man replied that's a rip off ok said the guy 100 and the man said still a rip off so the guy gets out a muffin and starts eating it and then ask's the man if he would like a bit and and the man say's yes please, he begins to eat some some when he then spits it out and say's that taste like ++++ to witch the guy replies thats because it is ++++ do you want to buy some mouth wash.

No Need To Pay

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?'

The guy answers, 'A scotch, please.'

The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars,' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this.'

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.'

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again.' The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!'

The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.' To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch.'

All About Adam

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself." 

"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you." 

Eve said, "A man! What's that?" 

"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed." 

"Sounds great!" said Eve. 

"Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."


Dick on board

In a school teacher draws a cucumber on board and asks "what thi is?". One student answers "Its a di*k". teacher starts crying and goes to headmaster and tells him that students teases her all the time. Headmaster comes to class and starts eylling at students "Stop teasing your teacher. im tired of your bad behavior" Then he looks at board atd asks. "Who the he*l drowe a di*k on a board?"

The Driving Test

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his 
wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

Stairway to Heaven

A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.

God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.

The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.

The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.

Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.

“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”

“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”

Bad Day

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Indeed one of the Best Eye Opener message:

It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up.

Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn’t-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.

Fighting over every little things, both didn’t like the way things had changed.
Aisha was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!

Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining outside! It was perfect.

But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. “Hello ma’am I’m calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra’s number?”

Yes it is!”

I’m sorry ma’am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body.”

Aisha’s heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

But my husband is here with me?”

Sorry ma’am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train.”

Aisha was about to lose her conscience.

How could this happen?!

She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!

She ran into the other room.

He was not there. It was true! He had left her for good!! Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!

Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said….. “Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today”.

LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!

Its the last quarter of the year so let’s start making amends.
To parents
To siblings
To friends
And many more.

No one is promised tomorrow. 

Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!

6 Ways to Delete the History Off the Computer

Your computer keeps records of the websites you visit, the files you open and the programs you run. These histories make it easier to access frequently used software and information; however, they can also pose a privacy risk. To protect your personal information, clear your Internet and operating system histories.

Browser History

·         Your Internet browser stores a record of all the websites that you visit. To clear the Internet Explorer history, open the "Tools" menu and click "Internet Options." Click the "Delete" button in the Browsing History section. For Firefox, press "Ctrl," "Shift" and "H" simultaneously, then select "Everything" from the drop-down menu and click the "Clear Now" button. If you're using Google Chrome, click the wrench icon, then click "History." Click "Edit Items," then "Clear all browsing data."

Programs and Items

·         By default, Windows stores a list of all the programs that you've recently opened in the Start menu. When you hover the mouse over a program, a list of all the documents you've recently opened with the program pops up. To delete this history from Windows, open the "Control Panel," click "Appearance and Personalization," then click "Customize the Start Menu." Click the "Start Menu" tab, then un-check both boxes in the "Privacy" section. Click "OK" to delete the program and item history.

Windows Explorer Search History

·         Windows stores a list of all the search terms that you've entered into the search bar in the upper right corner of the Windows Explorer window. You can delete this search history using the registry editor. Type "regedit" into the Start menu's Seach box and press "Enter." Double-click "HKEY_CURRENT_USER," then navigate to "Software\Microsoft\Windows." Double-click "CurrentVersion," then "Explorer." Right-click "WordWheelQuery" and select "Delete." Click "Yes."

Windows Explorer Address Bar History

·         Windows Explorer also stores a list of all the directories you've accessed in its address bar. To remove this history file, press "Ctrl" and "E" simultaneously to open Windows Explorer, then right-click inside the address bar. Select "Delete History" to remove the records of the directories you've accessed.

Wordpad and Paint

·         The built-in Wordpad word processor stores a list of recently opened documents in its File menu. Remove this history using the Registry Editor. Launch "regedit" from the Start menu, then navigate to "HKEY_CURRENT_USERS\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersio

n\Applets\Wordpad." Expand the WordPad section, right-click "Recent File List," select "Delete" and press "Enter. You can use the same procedure to clear the history from Paint.

Windows Media Player

·         Windows Media Player keeps track of all the media items that you play in the program. To delete this history, click the "Organize" button in Windows Media Player, then click "Options." Click the "Privacy" tab, then the "Clear History" button. If you don't want Windows Media player to store the history any more, un-check all of the boxes in the History section.

My Birthday Cake 2012

B – Be yourself

I – invite new challenges

R – Recall past achievements

T – Trust your judgments

H – Have faith in your abilities

D – Desire only the best

A – Affirm your strengths

Y – You’ve got what it takes………

***!!! WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!***

Do you want it?

Quotes Unleashed

Bollywood Rare pics collection

Young Salman Khan with his family

The Deols

The best Bollywood Director’s of this generation!

Shahrukh, Salman and Hrithik during the making of Karan-Arjun

SRK and SK

AMCHI MUMBAI [Tapori] Language

Sophisticated Meaning In Mumbai .....

There's a minor problem
Arre yaar, 'Waanda' ho gaya

There's a big problem
Arre yaar, 'Zol' ho gaya

There's a huge problem....(unsolvable)
Arre yaar,'Raada' ho gaya

You'll be surprised
Ekdam ' Hill ' jayega tu

I am going out of this place
Chal apun 'Kaltii' marta hai

Don't make a fool of others
Dekh , tu 'Shendi' mat laga sabko

Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane,'Hawa' aane de

I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya 'ALIBAUG' se nahi aaya

There's some misunderstanding
Arre kuch 'Galat Faimili' ho gayi

Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz 'FULL TO' hota hai?

See, You are afraid...
Dekh, teri to 'FAT' gayi

TOUCHING STORY

My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’

My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!’

And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After there union, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.

My neighbours said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.

‘My dearest son,

I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.

You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.

I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.

With all my love to you,
Your mother.’

MORAL LESSON:
Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessing to you.

NOTE:
We only have one mom, so love her, you will come to cry when she’s gone.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

• People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

• People who are not willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

• When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

• When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

• When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

• People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

• When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

• When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

• When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

RAJNI STYLE

mind it  

Appreciate Little Things in your Life

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.

As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring.

Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study room. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her. He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the wife’s name embossed in gold.

Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, “With all your money, you give me a Bible?” And stormed out of the house, leaving her husband.

Many years passed and the lady was very successful in business. She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.

But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.

When she arrived at her ex-husband’s house, sudden sadness and regret filled her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband’s important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years before.

With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11, “And if you, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father, who is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?”

As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a diamond ring, with her name engraved on it — the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom. On the tag was the date of her birth, and the words…’LUV U ALWAYS’.

How many times do we miss God’s blessings, because they are not packaged as we expected? Trust HIM always. HE knows what is good for you and may even ignore what you thought was good for you.

Do not spoil what you have, by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

If your gift is not packaged the way you want it, it’s because it is better packaged the way it is! Always appreciate little things; they usually lead you to bigger things!

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”